Chicago Bears: Unconventional NFC North quarterback rankings

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Chicago Bears, Aaron Rodgers
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No. 2 overall: Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers

Individual Rankings:

Age: 4th (35 years old)

Career Accomplishments: 1st (2x NFL MVP, Super Bowl Champ, Super Bowl MVP, 7x Pro Bowl, 2x All Pro First Team)

2018 QBR: 3rd (60.4)

Contract: 4th ($33.5 million average salary)

Beer Chugging: 3rd (Saved by Cousins)

Beard Appeal: 2nd

I can’t really knock Rodgers the quarterback. On the field, he is as good as it gets. He’s given the Bears fits for years. How can I argue with that? I’ll never forget, the night after my son was born, I sat in a hospital room holding this bundle of joy as Rodgers gave the Bears the worst beating they had received in years — November 9, 2014. If it wasn’t for the circumstances, that game would have been a recurring nightmare.

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When it comes to the criteria, Rodgers’ contract is atrocious, especially considering he’s been injury-prone over the last few years. His beer-chugging is infamously hilarious, and he knows it. At this stage, he’s becoming an old man — something Packer fans will have to come to grips with.

As for the beard, I can’t knock it. It’s a nice beard, but not the best in the division.