5 Chicago athletes to go on Spring Break vacation with

Bobby Portis, Chicago Bulls

The man is always yelling — Always!

Bobby Portis seems like one hilarious, outgoing and aggressive dude. All three of those are things needed on a vacation.

First, you need that one guy who will be the loudmouth. Every group has that person. If you’re reading this and rolling your eyes, guess what, you’re probably that person.

Portis would be the one to get the group in trouble before anyone else. Is that a bad thing? Not necessarily. What vacation isn’t complete without some sort of thrill?

Second, you need a bodyguard — and we all know that Portis isn’t afraid to stick ’em up.

Third, if you’re going on vacation with a bunch of guys, let’s say, chances are you will wind up playing golf at some point. Whether that’s mini golf or the real deal, it’s bound to happen. Portis would be one to watch out for, it appears.

So, we’ve got a crazy dude who is always screaming about something, knows how to throw down and can play some golf like a proper individual — I’d say that’s one heck of a well-rounded vacation mate.

Sign me up for the Bobby Portis cruise if there ever happens to be one.